Re: "When something finally comes along that's cheaper and more reliable than oil, no national energy plan will be necessary...."

THE BEST-CASE SCENARIO HANDBOOK -- A Parody by John Tierney.

The Best-Case Scenrio Handbook shows readers how to cope with sudden wealth, power, love, success, and earthly glory. In scenario after scenario, it's what to do when life takes a turn for the lucky. When, for example, your car is rear-ended by another vehicle on a country road and Bill Gates stumbles out and slurs, "What'll it take to make this go away?" When Yale University accidentally admits your child--with a full scholarship. When an ATM machine goes berserk and starts spewing cash. When your husband says, "Dear, if we're going to spend $5,000 on a dress, don't you need the right necklace to go with it?" There are tips on how to accept an Oscar, sleep in First Class, shop for a private plane, take the presidential oath, and handle a polite, friendly teenage child.


John Tierney is a columnist and
writer for The New York Times.
He recently won his second
Nobel Prize and is often
mistaken for Brad Pitt

Of course, Tierney is engaging in some humor but I see a lot a validity in that Brad Pitt comparison not so much because of good looks, no, I believe it's the similarity of intellect we must look at here....

Sort of reminds(looks like) me of Dan Quayle...anybody remember him?
I'm still not sure how to spell it:
P-O-E  T-A-Y   T-O-E.   Right?
Huh George, did I get it right, did I get it right?

All kidding aside, our country desparately needs leaders who can "intellectualize" at levels well above 3rd grade spelling bees.

Popularity contests are not the "smart" way to go.