Who was it that said, "When pigs finally fly, you shouldn't look too closely at how far they get."  At least he has a plan, even if it's doomed in five years.
"You can't make a race horse of a pig," said Adam.
"No," said Samuel, "but you can make a very fast pig."
- John Steinbeck, East of Eden

or..

Ad Astra, per Alia Porci  
'To the stars, on the wings of a pig'