...and raises the toilet seat when she's finished in the bathroom!!!
If your bathroom is a one-holer out back with a half moon on the door, this is a moot point......
It is a crescent moon ... and I do subscribe to the theory that women are inconsiderate for not lifting the seats.
My wife is a Sociology professor specializing in gender studies, so she would probably strangle me for even joking about the toilet seat, but I do like the outhouse idea.  

No seat to contend with at all.