Ember,,

Let's say we follow your advice. We end up with a world of happy, healthy people tending gardens and playing bochi-ball with their neighbors instead of going to vegas.

Well do you know what happy, healthy people do? They f--k. A lot.  Sans modern (generally oil-based) forms of birth control the population is almost guaranteed to continue to climb in this situation.

Even at a much lower rate of per-capita energy consumption, the continually growing populatiion will eventually send us into overshoot and we're back in the same spot.

Then what?

Well then we're going to try to go interplanetary (technology permitting) which means you Talosians are going to have to kick our asses before we come to take your stuff.

To the human AlphaMaleProphetofDoom,

I assume you are a tribal leader of sorts on your planet. You ask a central question that is difficult to answer, given our inability to reproduce (our planets have opposite problems).  Likely you will continue to produce offspring, there will not be enough resources to have them all grow to maturity, and your childhood mortality rate will skyrocket.

And there is the rhythym method.

We don't have much 'stuff' and its not 'stuff' that would fit into your value system in any case. But perhaps the 'taking' of our stuff would be consistent with your evolved mechanisms?
On Talos, with very few exceptions, we share.  Long ago, we switched over from individual selection to group selection because of the leverage we receive from doing so. Your species however cannot just 'choose' to do this. It has to evolve from selective pressure, which takes a very very long time.
Thank you though. Good questions.

to call AMPOD a "tribal leader of sorts"...you've lost all credibility right there Ember.  :)
PG,

Blackwater has my tribe's back, beyootch. Don't believe me? Peep this:

http://www.blackwaterusa.com/btw2006/archive/042406btw.html

and scroll 1/3 of the way down under the heading "Breaking News for the Professional"

I just found this, btw, and came on here to tell Bob Shaw. Don't know where else to put this. Bob, what do you think? Not only are the nice folks at Blackwater aware of Peak Oil, they read LATOC.

Of course they posted this prior to me posting that stuff about them in the new Iraq film "Iraq for Sale". F--k.

that's most awesome Matt.  :)  

we already knew that they read LATOC from the Fortune piece, remember?!

not to worry...

Hello AMPOD,

You couldn't ask for a more professional group of guys for postPeak backup--If you can afford to keep 'em--I would suggest a microbrewery and a large collection of women.  A Caesar without these essentials is quickly overthrown by his underlings unless he has a fanatically faithful & highly rewarded protective Praetorian Guard.  Et Tu, Brute'?

Bob Shaw in Phx,Az  Are Humans Smarter than Yeast?  

Hey Matt, you read Pelton's book about mercenaries? I think you might like it. I read about a quarter of it and will definitely read the rest later, but I just skimmed for the details and conclusions in the second half, I already knew the stories. He does a cool very-modern history thing, but global.

I have this vision. Apocalypse Now. The Redux version. When they bring in the Playboy Bunnies. If you are an American and you don't remember this scene, you are a communist.

Anyway. This time it's Baghdad. The Tigris. And the copter is a Blackhawk with two pink Apaches imprinted with AMPOD on the sides in non-friendly-fire Orange reflector panels. No silver. Now we just have to pick out which girls.

Blackwater is in the front row. But you wake up screaming, in a cold sweat. On my website?

Were they my security, or did Cheney send them? ...

The rhythm method is subject to the "jenna bush factor." That is, there is always a group of humans too drunk, too stupid, or too uncooperative to consulte a calendar prior to engaging in their business.  These folks will then outpopulate their neighbors, thus resulting in a population full of stupid people.

As an advanced culture, I'm sure you are aware of this factor. Thus I am very suspicious why you would recommend it?

Perhaps you are here to encourage us to dumb ourselves down. Once we are as dumb as bunch of "sons of bushes" then you will easily conquer us, perhaps harvesting our organs or something to keep your dyihng race alive.

Alternatively: with a population selected via the Jenna Bush factor we will likely lack the intelligence and tact to properly dispose of the 20,000 nuclear bombs we have sitting around. 6 billion plus dumb people guarantees those bombs go off either intentionally or by accident.  That way you get rid of us without lifting a finger of your own.

Then you wait a few thousand years for the radioactive smoke to clear and come here to take the resources for yourself?

C'mon now. You're starting to sound like John Kerry. You better cool it, too, brother. Cuz when Jenna figures out you are the last Prophet in town, she is gonna insist on sitting on your face.
Okay, so this is a joke thread (more or less) but let me f*ck it up by being serious.

Unitl the Neolithic, and particularly the modern era, human populations were more or less stable for very long periods of time. From ethnographic evidence we know that hunter-gatherers have always practiced very severe birth control to keep population down. So it's complete and utter BS to pretend that humans are hard-wired to breed like rabbits no matter what.

Yeah, we like sex, but sex hasn't got that much to do with the direct production of offspring in humans. From Diamond: newly-weds going at it at maximum frequency have only a twenty-eight percent chance of conception... pathetic by animal standards. Not only can humans f*ck a lot without conceiving, they actually can't help it working out that way.

Large human families are a Neolithic aberration.

It's not in our genes. We can reach a steady-state population under the right combination of circumstances (Tikopia, or - at the opposite, and continental, scale, Australia before white settlement). Or rather, we have done in the past. Whether we can do it again, having gone off on the completely wrong track... it's a slightly different question. The present always conditions the future.

Human Franz
This was not intended to be a 'joke' thread. Thank you for your questions.

Yes, humans like to f*ck as you say, but this is not why the population has exploded. Terrestrial organisms eventually increase up to the food supply that will support them, irrespective of how much they f*ck.  The population then ebbs and flows depending on environmental conditions until it stabilizes or a new variable is introduced.

Spreading out on the planet in the last 100,000 years started to increase your population. Until a few hundred years ago, you just  filled the planets open spaces easily because of your knowledge of agriculture and overall creativity. It was not until your system was subsidized by the power in oil and gas when your population really mushroomed.

Without oil or without changing your system to local in time, you are f*cked. (not you personally, but the aggregate human population)

Just to clarify ... it's AMPOD who brought up the f*cking, not me.

The point is that environmental circumstances dictate behaviour. Under the right circumstances, humans are capable of long-term population stability.

Doom's not in our genes (alone). It's in the interaction of our  behaviours (flexible but within the limits of genetic predisposition) with the environments we exist in. In some environments, with a particular genetic setup, we can last virtually forever. In another, with the same setup, we not only wipe out most life on the planet but perhaps go extinct ourselves.

The question is: in destroying our current situation, do we give rise to another environment where we can survive and exhibit a different and more sustainable set of social, cultural and economic characteristics? Or will it be too late, and everything goes?

Human Franz,

In some senses, the sooner you have a small dieoff or collapse, the better it is for sustainability and future generations, not because of resources remaining, but because this possiblity will a)influence human cultural evolution - (cultures that died off in earths past, by definition dont have remaining cultural representatives to teach others about it) and b)the sustainable, local communities will fare better in this mini 'dieoff', therefore putting more copies of their genes and memes in next generation