Asebius,

'For instance, even stating "What goes up must come down" can be highly informative and even reassuring if one is beleaguered by a priapism.'

Best comment ever! That had me laughing! Written as only a true linguaphile can write!

For anyone who didn't get Asebius' very funny comment, look it up. It's worth it.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/priapism

(I guessed your enjoyment of words when you used 'revenant' in a previous comment, although I would have used 'atavism' or 'atavistic,' myself, since a Sasquatch is more of a throwback than a ghost. Not that I'm a cryptozoological expert!)

[atavistic is indeed better, i think i'll go change it ;-) ]