Halliburton will provide.

Halliburton loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.

All hail Halliburton!

All hail to the Great God Petroleum!

Halliburton, Bechtel, and KBR -- the Trinity of Petrofascism will ..... take care of you.

Feeling better now?

Our Overlords at Blackwater and Dyncorp will not be pleased that you left them out . . .