You almost had a hit song going there.
(Apologies to Tony Orlando and Dawn.)
((Music if you please, maestro.))

Oh slap a yellow ribbon on the old SUV,
There's no reason for oil ta' worry me,
Cause we've got a dynamite econo-me,
Or so say the talking heads on CNBC,

So forget about crude,
Don't be rude,
Go out to stock that Christmas tree,
And slap a yellow ribbon on yer' old SUV.
Slap a yellow ribbon on yer' old SUV.

I'm drivin' home, I've done my time
Now I've got to know how much gas will all be mine
If you received my email tellin' you gas will soon be three (or $6)
Then you'll know just what to do if want it free
If you want it free

CHORUS:
Oh slap a yellow ribbon on the old SUV,
There's no reason for oil ta' worry you & me,
Cause we've got that unstoppable dynamite econo-me,
Or so say the talking heads on Fox and CNBC,

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