If you are reading this Leanan, here is the ultimate abiotic oil scam for your next drum beat:-)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article2748936.ece

Absolutely worth reading in full. Snippet here:

From The Times
October 27, 2007
‘Miracle’ fuel that made a mockery of Mugabe

Jan Raath in Harare
When Nomatter Tagarira, a spirit medium, claimed that she could conjure refined diesel out of a rock by striking it with her staff, ministers in Robert Mugabe’s Government believed that they might have found the solution to Zimbabwe’s perennial fuel shortage.
After witnessing her apparently miraculous gift they gave her five billion Zimbabwean dollars in cash (worth £1.7 million at the start of the year but now worth one seven-hundredth of that) in return for the fuel. Ms Tagarira was also given a farm, said to have been seized from its white owner during Mr Mugabe’s lawless land grab, as well as food and services that included a round-the-clock armed guard on the rock in the district of Chinhoyi 60 miles (100km) from Harare, the capital.
More than a year later officials realised they had been duped.

That's a pretty old story. I think they knew they were duped last year when it happened. At least, I remember reading (and posting) it. It was one of those "odd news" items.