100% gold, now with that in the pockets you will keep your feet on the ground and whistling a merry tune, but Swede, Swede, one can't chop wood with a float plane .... loose too many fingers that way and then you have all that wet wood and that's not a practical way to carry water IMO:)

What's Potash ? It is the golden substance that puts muscle to the rutabaga, clear sight to the carrot and tells the woodman to spare this tree. If you don't believe me ask totoneila.

Now that is one fine chap for the "yoicks , yoiks , tallyho me lads, follow that potash critter down it's Saskabush hole".

OK, now i know what potash is. Never heard of it before. Here in Sweden you get salt from the supermercado.
BTW i have electrical woodchoppers. But i usually buy the firewood cheap already chopped and delivered home. We have a group of mentally undeveloped guys here who does the job in the communitys supervision, so that they have some meaningful work to do.