-Haha! v. funny.

-or:

* Sealing off the 2nd floor: McMansionoplasty
* Not eating the 3rd course: SetMenuoplasty
* Vacationing locally: ClubTropicanoplasty

Any more?

Nick.

Delusionectomy

Jeff

'Gettin' the Tubes Tied' (Gasectomy, or 'The Big 'G')

Denarisuction: thinning of the wallet.