How about, "Real men talk crude"?

Nice...short...to the point. Nice sound bite.

Any other advice we can send to our friends in OPEC. I think also, OPEC needs to do a BP thing...you know "Beyond Petroleum" instead of British Petroleum (wow...flash...was BP way ahead of their time when they changed that?).

OPEC...new definition for acronym?

Oil Producers Eat Cake.

Oil Producers' Exhausted Capacity

Old Producers Extinction Council

Oh Please Enforce Conservation

Oil's Perilous Export Collapse

OPEC... new definitions? Try these suggestions:

optimists & pessimists evermore collide

over pampered elite conspiracy

oligarchical profiteers encouragement club

overseas puppets energy collaborators

overt procrastinators eagerly caterwaul

omnivorous predators erstwhile carnivores

If I may be so bold to add one more:

over producing ever contracting

Ha...all lovely entries. Thanks for playing. Shall we vote on a winner?

Overpopulation Problem Equals Contraction (Malthus was right.)
Only People Eat Carbon (Indirectly true...)
Oil? Petroleum? Energy? Coal! (Gonna switch someday...)
Oil Producing and Ever Consuming (ELM)
Oil Peaked, Everyone Concerned (MSM)
Oh Please, Everyone's Crazy (What the Saudi's are saying)
Over People's Exploding Corpses (What we went to Iraq for)
Outta Petrol, Experiencing Convusions (Our Economy)
Overly Pessimistic, Extremely Concerned (Kunstler)

AND FINALLY...

Only Pennies Every Cup (Matt Simmons)

Alright...the ratings have decided. Geckolizard gets to choose one of his above as the winner. I will select...umm...heck I like them all....well done!!