When I was younger one of my friends mother thought that when Nixon went to China, the Chinese kidnapped him and substituted a fake Nixon!  I used to think that was one of the funniest things I had ever heard.

The little shit we have in office now couldn't have done more damage to this country if he had been a foreign agent working for our worst enemy.

What if ... what if ... the bulge in the back is controlled by Ridyah rather than Halliburton? Hmmm ....

You take out Saddam because he threatens the House of Suad, not becuase "he tried to kill ma daddy". This is business, pure and simple.

What if ... what if .. Simmons is right and Gahwar is running low. There are all those untapped Iraqi fields right across the border. Why have noble Saudi's die when the dumb Americans will do it for us? Hmmm ...