"I believe in one War, the Father, and the Almighty, destroyer of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen. Eternally begotten of the Father, War from War, Bomb from Bomb, begotten, not made, of one Being with the War. Through War all things were made and through War are all things unmade. For us and for our salvation War came down from heaven: by the power of the Human Spirit it became incarnate, and was made Man.

"For War's sake humans are crucified, suffer death and are buried. On the third day no one will rise again and no one will ascend into heaven. War will come again in Glory to judge the living and the dead, and its kingdom will have no end.

"I believe in the Human Spirit, the taker of life, who proceeds from the Father and the War. With the Father and the War it is worshipped and glorified. It has spoken through its profits. I acknowledge one War for the commission of sins. Look for no resurrection of the dead, and to the Wars of the world to come. Amen."

--Voltron (link)