My first experience with TOD Canada.

I feel the sudden need to take shower.

Lesson learned. I'll stick to my side of the border from now on.

Use Soap. I dunno. They've just been tellin' me that for everyone I scare off, there's another 40 I bring in. I'm not even getting paid. I love Canada and I love Canadians. How could you not? They're like Americans, except better.
This is hardly typical of Canadians.

Blokey we are.  Crude not normally.