Freddy Hutter wrote:

Please remember the realities of Reserve Growth.

Yes of course. Geologists have been trying for decades to explain this strange phenomenon. It was noticed almost a century ago that after the first well penetrates a reservoir, the reservoir begins to grow. At first everyone thought it might have been "oil multiplying bacteria" causing the reserve to grow. It was thought that the drilling bit caused the bacterial contamination.

Then other theories were put forth. Some thought that relieving the pressure in the well caused oil to push up from below, filling the spaces left by the oil pumped out.

But then a few years ago someone threw a monkey wrench in the works. Shell pointed out that occasionally reservoirs shrink instead of growing. Their reserves shrank, in a single year, by 20 percent. And it is rumored that Kuwait's reserves have shrunk by 50 percent. And there is fear throughout the Middle East that reserves in that area are about to shrink by at least 50 percent, perhaps by as much as 65 percent.

But the reasons why reserves sometimes grow and sometimes shrink is still one of the greatest mysteries of geology.

Ron Patterson

Or perhaps it is one of the greatest mysteries of polity.
Ron,

What is going on with you? There's fear in Hollywood that revenues will shrink by 50% this year. I've had nightmares where I feared my penis shrinking by 50%. Luckily at 11 inches I don't have much to worry about.

Can we get back to some realistic issues with verifiable data and calm approach. Please.

Sincerely,
Henry Kissinger

Dear Henry:
  Please take a European vacation, where you will be arrested as a war criminal.
 TIA

Rat

Ehh? I don't know, Rat.

I've always been the premier voice on this stance here. Not even oldhippie has proved very convincing.

My views here are based on Hitchens. And I'm sorry, but I disagree with Hitch on this one.

And I can. Cuz I'm the only one reads him.

Hello?

I have never had that nightmare, my nightmares having something so large it becomes useless, but then my life involves hope while your life I'm afraid involves fear.
Unfortunately the first to your post was mine. Two days later. Mine clearly wasn't funny. It only drew your response. You got no response. Conclusion. My prick is way bigger than yours. Try again. Dipchip is a good name.
>And there is fear throughout the Middle East that reserves in that area are about to shrink by at least 50 percent, perhaps by as much as 65 percent.

Probably much more than that, because over the last 20+ years, ME reserves didn't decline despite all those billions of barrels extracted.