On this day after tomorrow of election's last throes, it behooves us to make a list of political truths and untruths:

TRUTH <---------------------------->UNTRUTH
1. World awash in oil<---------------->1. Global Warming is
                                           mankind's fault
2. World awash in terrorists<------------>2. Drunk drivers kill
                                         more innocent civilians
3. Our Econmy is "strong"<------------>3. Housing bubble about to
                                                    burst
4. ????

Folks round here just don't get satire I'm afraid.