Note: the directors rearranged my office to make it look like a survivlist bunker. That's not what it normally looks like here. They took the supplies I had just bought after Katrina and moved them over to where I keep my books and papers, things you would normally expect from somebody in my line of work.

Lucklily my native wit and charm shine through nonetheless.

AMPOD - forgive my ignorance here - but which one is you and which movie - I hope it is not too big a blow to your Alpha Male status that I ask this humble question.
AlphaMaleProphetOfDoom equals the one and only Matt Savinar!
I shall now commence lifting me leg and pissing!
It says in your bio that you're a "Budding criminal...."

Sure looks like it:

http://www.inthewake.org/savinar1.html

I watched both clips again - still none the wiser.
The Hello Kitty stuff just had to go.