I've learned to appreciate life more since I've realized the oil will run dry within my lifetime. I suggest relaxing and sipping on Grey Goose vodka while watching strippers undress on stage.
You are correct - with the likes of Boxer and Bagdad Jim in congress there is no hope - enjoy it while you can - profit from it while you can - be flexible enough to change with the times and stay just a little ahead of the curve - Good sipping ...