the piracy though, thats a little farther out there.

From Yahoo news this morning, 19 March 2006.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates - Two     U.S. Navy warships exchanged gunfire with suspected pirates Saturday off the coast of Somalia, and one suspect was killed and five others were wounded, the navy said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060319/ap_on_re_af/somalia_us_pirates

Advice to any would-be pirates out there: Do NOT pick a fight with a US Navy warship, let alone two.  

-Consider this a free service to any pirate too stupid to figure this out on your own.-

Thanks for the post.  May have saved me a lotta grief.   I was just buckling my swash to go out and do some piracy to pay off my credit card.  But fortunately you stopped me in my tracks.  Plan B:  I'll register Republican and use the contacts to sell my ideas for some really cool torture devices.