Similarly, CNN covered Bill Frist 'walking' to a nearby capitol hill gas station and took note that his monster SUV was 'following' him (for security they said).  Like a gigantic puppy tagging along at the heels of its owner I suppose.

 

Heads are going to roll.

Hastert's minions failed on their #1 order:
"Make me look good."

In our FEMAcracy (not Democracy), appearance is everything.
Substance is of no redeemable "value".
And after all, we are a values worshipping society.