Excellent post! too bad you did not mention the THAI process which look promising.

A few images:

Steam Assisted Gravity Drainage (SAGD)

Cyclic Steam Stimulation (CSS)

Toe to Heel Air Injection (THAI)

src: oilsands.infomine.com

Has anyone actually used this process in a commercial operation?  Seems kind of experimental at this point.  Although I know it is not possible in the case of tar sands, just the thought of this kind of production brings Centralia to my mind.
THAI is still an experimental technology. Petrobank Energy Inc. has patents on the technology and is currently conducting a trial at its Whitesands facilities. The trial is in a pre-warming stage, with ignition expected within weeks. How well THAI works should be known by the end of this summer.
Are these procedures usable for tar sands or only heavy oil?  I had always read that tar sands had to be mined, crushed, steamed, etc. but that it doesn't occur in place.