Don,

Didn't you get the memo? We Huns launched our very successful invasion well over a decade ago. The natives have already learned to make nice with us. ;)

Alas, that is the truth. For twenty years I used to go to the Shakespeare festival in Ashland every summer, and I use to marvel at how southern Oregon (despite serious air pollution from the old lumber mills) kept its character and infinite superiority over California, which rapidly was going down the tubes from about 1960 on. Well, Calif. has gone where we flush things, and much of Oregon is now Califonicated beyond repair. Huns? Huns were nothing in comparison to the real estate developers . . . .

If I were living in Oregon I would grab my trusty United Farm Catalogue and head north.