Don't worry, we'll just import them from India, China, etc.

When I was in college, they put out an April Fool's issue of the school newspaper, which included an announcement that the administration was considering offering Thermodynamics classes in English, as well as the traditional Chinese and Urdu.

I KNEW thermo was not in English!  Now, can someone please explain entropy???

(Just kidding, I call my 8 month old Disentropy.  However, I am the only one who gets the joke around here.)