Here's a picture of the Happy Camper next to the portable oil getter.

"Sayavur Bakhtiyarov stands next to Energy Reclamation LLC's new oil recovery system Friday -- a system that he endorses."

That looks like a mobile weapons lab to me!
WMD alert! Aaaroooogaa! Aaaroooga! Battle-stations! Dive! Dive!

Dude definitely looks like Al-Quaeda, too. The Real 20th Hijacker.

ROTFLMAO...