I was sitting at a coffee shop over the weekend and two young women walked by. They were both talking to someone else on their cell phones. I've seen this alot, where two people would rather talk to someone else on the phone rather than the person they are with. No wonder people are lonely.
shawnott,

Our local radio host went to lunch two weeks ago at Big Sky Cafe and a dad and son sat down next to him. The son was listening to tunes on his ipod, all plugged in so to speak, and the two did not have a conversation with each other through the entire lunch.

Q. How do you know when a modern teen-age girl has had an orgasm?

A. The sound of her cellphone hitting the floor.

That's hilarious!