That reminds me of a joke told by Jon Stewart:

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
That's very unlike you. Whaddya want a Kramer rap-sheet? Jesus! We were grooming you for President. Let us know if we shouldn't waste our time anymore. Can you say 'Allen?'

That's not a joke. Stewart wasn't kidding.