I guess it's time for an alter ego:
"Step-the-way-forward" or "Yergintopian"?
I'm not sure which resonates better.

Here is what my Yergintopian side would say
every day
because repetition
is my mission:

"We will never run out of oil".

"Humankind has always moved forward. Progress my friend, always we will have progress."

"Ask not what your oil company can do for you, ask what you can do for your oil company."

"The Yerginator"