Nate,
You are a gifted writer, that is a great piece! I am really looking forward to the next 2. Qualiy is WAY better than most news reporters, you should submit to a printrag!

(English Teacher Wannabe Mode) I was almost euphoric to see your use of the uncommon word "disparate". But then the euphoria evaporated when I saw you abuse "illicit", which you are no doubt DO'H!-ing right about now. (/English Teacher Wannabe Mode)

DOH
that was freudian. its been changed. thanks