I long ago came up with the solution to peak oil/peak energy. It's simple really. We put windmills everywhere, and then use electric fans to create the wind that powers them. That way we'll have reliable wind power 24 hours a day, everywhere. Using this ingenious method, everybody could generate all the power they need at home. You could even run these windmills in your basement.

The problem is that Big Oil doesn't want Americans to know about this great, heretofore untapped source of energy.

I really need to get in touch with President Bush and urge him to come up with several billion dollars in subsidies to get this plan under development quickly, while there's still time.

Why ozonehole, that is so great!

I have this friend? He rents out equipment to people. He has LOTS of generators that he can't rent out except during blackouts. He would LOVE to rent out these generators to power your fans!

See what happens when Good Minds come together?

Why doesn't your friend just knock out power substations? lol.

Jeez, didn't you all know that there's free power just waiting to be plugged into upon any beach!