Hello Phil and Gav - wellcome aboard - here's my joke:

By 2020 - just 12 years away, UK gas production is forecast to fall below 20 bcm per year. And demand is forecast to grow to over 140 bcm per year.

hahahaha

Its hilarious isn't it?

Sorry for this sarcasm - and starting a peak oil joke section is a great idea!

Hilarious for the Russians I guess - for a while at least.