Top story?
That's easy: Nov. 2007, with $100 crude did flirt,
And RR almost lose his shirt.

The top non-story: sheeple still don't see the cliff's edge,
loyalty only to britney and lindsey and paris they pledge.

Happy Holidays to all.
And to all an energy efficient New Year.

And to the Crunch that stole Christmas
Two thousand and eight
No derisive laughter
Nor scorneful hate.
For we prayed to our furnaces
And pick up trucks abound
But must now become accustomed to
Our feet upon the ground.