Maybe it is possible to contact them when they find out that you can't eat the airco, and that the tires of the 5 cars need quite a lot of garlic. By then we are way of the cliff of PG (Peak Garlic)too, if y'll ask me...

Peak garlic? Not where I'm at! I have over 3000 (guesstimate) cloves planted in my field. Many heirloom varieties. But I'm not eating tires either.