Well, an awful lot of Martians use Google, you know.

And they've already had Global Warming and Peak Oil there, so they are not as interested in those topics.

Britney was channeling Ronald Reagan the other night and told me so.

My tinfoil hat had a bad crease, so I could not get the rest of the message.

It kept getting garbled with Arnold Schwarzeneggar channeling Elvis Presley and claiming to be the King. He also kept saying "Ah'll be back! Right after the Apocalypse and the following messages..."

I tuned out at that point. Someone kept repeating "Relax! You're soaking in it!" over and over again.

Wow! You too! Thought it was just me. We must be using the same brand of tin foil.