You are the one misunderstanding, TJ. If a country does not stiffs their own people to sell their bananas to the USofA, then, by definition, it is a banana republic, and mainly, just asking for it. Just let me grab my gun and let's go get our fucking bananas!

Don't give W any ideas...

Banana Wars

We are, after all, at Peak Bananas, what with the Cavendish variety being killed off by fungus.

Bumper sticker: "Why are our bananas growing on their banana trees?"