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Dayahka on March 26, 2009 - 10:09pm Permalink | Subthread | Parent | Comments top

Dear God:

Man, I have a few questions for you, like when are you going to ban evil from the world? When are you going to kick the Devil's butt? When are you going to make intelligent people who will believe and do as I say and not something else? When are you going to get with it and bring Adam and Eve back into the Garden--after all knowledge is important and a little sex adds a lot to life? Why don't you end all wars? Who's paying you for all those prayers you answer and favors you grant? And how come you haven't made me rich, but give all the money to those bankers?

You've got a great line there, old god, you say you are omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent, yet you can't get anything done. You screw up left and right. It's time you move out and let me take over.

Me

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FMagyar on March 27, 2009 - 6:51am Permalink | Subthread | Parent | Comments top

This is a recent reply I got to my snarky email (see below) to these guys...

http://informationageprayer.com/

quite frankly I still haven't figured out if their site is a poe or not.

From:
"Information Age Prayer Staff"
Add sender to Contacts
To:
"Fred Magyar"
hey! nice website.
We were thinking about just sticking to monotheism right now - this certainly makes the prayers more manageable than what your suggesting! ha ha,
Thanks though for your funny suggestion! (yeah yeah, I know you were serious)
Stay in touch,
-Information Age Prayer

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:07 PM, Fred Magyar wrote:

You guys have one heck of a lot of work to do, so get crackin...

http://www.godchecker.com/

We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at. Godchecker's Mythology Encyclopedia currently features over 2,850 deities.

I expect specific prayers or sacrifices to be offered for every single deity on that list, no exceptions, lest you be accused of religious discrimination.

We will be checking on you.

Ahmed Lee Wojciechowski

UN Secretariat of the Anti Blasphemy Council

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