Wooo boy, mr elitist white guy. Pop a pill and calm down. Musta hit close to home there, HUH? No need for the racist undertones.

KFC is "REAL" food for millions of people each day. No need to try to talk down to the "REAL" people in the world. You choose not to eat there, so what. Food is food, all goes in the same way, all comes out the same way.

"Ironically, actual research into the genetic modification of poultry could turn out to be quite beneficial to consumers. Experimenters are currently seeking ways to breed animals more resistant to parasites and diseases, for example. Not all scientists are mad, nor every experiment tinkering the "building blocks of life" destined to produce monsters.

Meanwhile, KFC stands falsely accused of engineering mutant creatures for profit and finds itself in the queer position of having to reassure the public that its products are safe to consume. "After all, we buy our chickens from the very same sources that ordinary consumers do," notes spokesman Tierney. "We just buy a lot more of them."

Your little ethnic, middle eastern falafel joint serves the same bird. But more likely, to cut costs, it buys an even less quality chicken and has very little quality control in what gets put on your plate. Enjoy.